Wish list for 2005
Well, it's now March, but it's never too late to make a wish list, is it? Of course not. So, here is a list of things I would love to see happen in 2005:
- Michael Jackson goes to jail and is never heard from (or talked about) ever again.
- Martha Stewart retires, and goes far, far away.
- Fox News admits it's never quite been "fair and balanced".
- The Pope retires, relieving the world from listening to his hate-filled mumblings.
- Following the cue of Motley Crue, all 80s hair metal bands reunite and give it another go.
- Someone finally dies on a "reality" TV show, ratings fall, and they all get cancelled....and we go back to evenings full of dull family sitcoms, like 'Full House'.
- Cleveland improves to at least next-to-last in the survey of poorest U.S. cities.
- Movie companies stop making lame comic book movies.
- The Backstreet Boys new single goes to the top of the charts.
- People on the news stop talking about blogs.
- I become a millionaire, and retire to a life full of naps and baseball games.
Do I think any of this will happen? Not really. Do I hope it all does? Of course.
- Michael Jackson goes to jail and is never heard from (or talked about) ever again.
- Martha Stewart retires, and goes far, far away.
- Fox News admits it's never quite been "fair and balanced".
- The Pope retires, relieving the world from listening to his hate-filled mumblings.
- Following the cue of Motley Crue, all 80s hair metal bands reunite and give it another go.
- Someone finally dies on a "reality" TV show, ratings fall, and they all get cancelled....and we go back to evenings full of dull family sitcoms, like 'Full House'.
- Cleveland improves to at least next-to-last in the survey of poorest U.S. cities.
- Movie companies stop making lame comic book movies.
- The Backstreet Boys new single goes to the top of the charts.
- People on the news stop talking about blogs.
- I become a millionaire, and retire to a life full of naps and baseball games.
Do I think any of this will happen? Not really. Do I hope it all does? Of course.
This entry was posted by Brad, on
Saturday, March 05, 2005.
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3/05/2005 6:07 PM
BSB forever!
-dj_johnnyquest
3/06/2005 1:09 PM
whoa does BSB have a new single??!?! Youre getting my hopes up! Otherwise you know if MJ goes to prison like Martha he'll come back like some even WEIRDER more talked about freak than he is now. this can only end tragically i'm afraid...